80s Cheese Movie Review Podcast
Welcome back to the 80s, hair was teased, the internet wasn’t a thing, and phones had cords and were mounted to the wall. Join us as two old men and a GenZ review our favorite horrible cheesy movies from the decade that brought you breakdancing and Max Headroom and New Coke!
Episodes
Monday Feb 06, 2023
Gremlins
Monday Feb 06, 2023
Monday Feb 06, 2023
We go back and take a look at 1984's Gremlins this week! Sean had never seen the movie before, La loves Gizmo and Jake wishes this one stayed in his memory as some things just don't hold up as well as you think.Kayla's Cheese rating = 3. GoFundMe For ShannonKidnap Countdown = No '80s Style Kidnappings!
Monday Jan 23, 2023
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
Monday Jan 23, 2023
Monday Jan 23, 2023
In what is going to work out to be our very late Christmas arc we start off with National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation! Honestly, what Sean started off with is Kayla yelling at Chevy Chase the entire movie and not really getting what was going on. However, the bright spot for La wound up being little Leonard. La's Cheese rating = 9. GoFundMe For ShannonKidnap Countdown = 1 '80s Style Kidnapping
Monday Dec 19, 2022
Back To The Future Part II
Monday Dec 19, 2022
Monday Dec 19, 2022
We revisit Doc and Marty with the 1989 classic smash hit 'Back To The Future Part II'. That's right, it's flying cars and Biff's world this time out on that cast and La is totally digging it! Join us for the last Cheesy 80's Movie Review cast of 2022! Kayla Cheese rating = 1.Kidnap Countdown = No '80s Style Kidnapping
Monday Dec 05, 2022
The Dark Crystal
Monday Dec 05, 2022
Monday Dec 05, 2022
First off, I have no right to party with the Crystal Method here but it was just too cool to salute The Crystal Method who was in turn saluting The Dark Crystal. Just saying, the narration was pretty sweet here despite what Jake may tell you. Oh yeah ya'll, its the Dark Crystal and all that that implies, and I am here for it!Kayla's Cheese Rating = 9.Kidnap Countdown = 1 '80s Style Kidnapping
Monday Nov 21, 2022
Space Raiders
Monday Nov 21, 2022
Monday Nov 21, 2022
This time we take on the 1983 disaster that is Space Raiders! It's exactly as bad as you remember, maybe even worse as time grinds on. Honestly, we spent a significant portion of time trying to find something else to talk about. Kayla Cheese rating = 10+.Kidnap Countdown = 1 '80s Style Kidnapping
Monday Nov 14, 2022
1989’s K-9
Monday Nov 14, 2022
Monday Nov 14, 2022
There are movies we expected to age well and some that we knew Kayla would rag on. We did not expect the reaction from Kayla we got from 1989's K-9 at all. Who knew this would age like a fine wine according to Gen-Z? Kayla Cheese Rating = 1.5.Kidnap Countdown = 1 '80s Style Kidnapping
Monday Oct 31, 2022
Back To The Future
Monday Oct 31, 2022
Monday Oct 31, 2022
We review our first '80s classic movie in the form of the 1985 smash hit Back To The Future! For Kayla, this was the first time when a movie really grabbed her attention and wouldn't let go. She loved just about everything about it. There were cool trucks, Burger King, and time travel - La was into it! For the first time ever a movie gets the coveted Kayla top rating... Kayla Cheese Rating = 1.Kidnap Countdown = No '80s Style Kidnapping
Monday Oct 24, 2022
Ladyhawke
Monday Oct 24, 2022
Monday Oct 24, 2022
This time out your '80s Cheese Crew reviews the 1985 hit Ladyhawke! Oh yeah, it's a good time, and Kayla did enjoy this one for the most part - save the Alan Parsons music. Then we take on some email and review a Jeep. It's how we roll, just sayin. Kayla Cheese Rating = 5.5.Kidnap Countdown = 1 '80s Style Kidnapping
Your 80s Movie Review Crew
Is there a cheesy movie from the 80s you think we should review? Drop us a line at:
80scheesemoviereview@gmail.com
...and we'll like totally check it out.
Our rating system is (in case we don't explain it on the show) a cheese scale from 1 -10 with: "1" being melty goodness on your favorite sandwich to "10" being stinky cheese that smells like something died.