The Dark Crystal

First off, I have no right to party with the Crystal Method here but it was just too cool to salute The Crystal Method who was in turn saluting The Dark Crystal. Just saying, the narration was pretty sweet here despite what Jake may tell you. Oh yeah ya'll, its the Dark Crystal and all that that implies, and I am here for it!
Kayla's Cheese Rating = 9.
Kidnap Countdown = 1 '80s Style Kidnapping