80s Cheese Movie Review Podcast
Welcome back to the 80s, hair was teased, the internet wasn’t a thing, and phones had cords and were mounted to the wall. Join us as two old men and a GenZ review our favorite horrible cheesy movies from the decade that brought you breakdancing and Max Headroom and New Coke!
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Episodes
Monday Jan 22, 2024
Monday Jan 22, 2024
As we file this cast under 'H' for toy we celebrate the '80s classic that is Val Kilmer's stardom vehicle - Real Genius. I do wish the world worked this way and that I was as smart as Lazlo. However, the reality is not so much, so we must live through the gang and take it as it comes!Kayla's Cheese rating = 5Kidnap Countdown = 0 '80s Style Kidnappings!
Sunday Jan 07, 2024
Sunday Jan 07, 2024
The triumphant return of '80s Cheese Movie Review is upon us with the release of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure! La enjoyed this one and can you believe it she thought it held up well. We also tackled the tons of emails awaiting us from back in October to just before the cast was recorded! We love you guys and are happy to be back!
Kayla's Cheese rating = 2Kidnap Countdown = 5 '80s Style Kidnappings!
Monday Oct 16, 2023
Monday Oct 16, 2023
It's a wild ride this week for the 1989 classic 'Say Anything' with La and all three of her backup dancers. Yep, that's right guys we've got John Cusak and Uncle Beef. La is in overload mode.
Kayla's Cheese rating = 1 (of course B/C Cusak)Kidnap Countdown = .5 '80s Style Kidnappings! (B/C Jake)
Wednesday Sep 27, 2023
Wednesday Sep 27, 2023
Behold for we have made a thing! That thing is a cast and that cast is somewhat about the 1987 smash hit Innerspace! As it turns out it doesn't age as great as Uncle Beef remembered. Join us as La wonders at how malls used to look and we get a lesson in Gen Z speak. Also, be forewarned, Beef being here means there is a lot of cussing involved - plus we learn Beef has much hate for Freddie Mercury.
Kayla's Cheese rating = 7Kidnap Countdown = 1 '80s Style Kidnappings!
Tuesday Aug 22, 2023
Tuesday Aug 22, 2023
Finally, we come to a movie Sean wasn't looking forward to. In fact, he hates this movie and always has. Even the director's cut where Audrey II takes over the world didn't save the 1986 entry 'Little Shop of Horrors' for him. La was also unimpressed but she's 13 and isn't impressed with most things. Jake tried to salvage some of the presentation for us but little could be done to sway La in the end.
Kayla's Cheese rating = 8Kidnap Countdown = 2 '80s Style Kidnappings!
Sunday Aug 13, 2023
Sunday Aug 13, 2023
We break out into one of the biggest cult-following movies of the John Hughes epics in the form of Weird Science. Even La had to admit this one was pretty good!
Kayla's Cheese rating = 2Kidnap Countdown = 3 '80s Style Kidnappings!
Sunday Jul 23, 2023
Sunday Jul 23, 2023
Your '80s movie crew takes on 1988's live-action/animated classic 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit' this week on the show. We even stay on topic for a few minutes until as usually happens we tend to drift a smidgeon. In any event, it was awesome and La actually liked this one!
Kayla's Cheese rating = 2Kidnap Countdown = 2 '80s Style Kidnappings!
Monday Jul 03, 2023
Monday Jul 03, 2023
Its 1986 and there is Big Trouble in Little China, also Raiden was there for some reason. Look I'm not gonna lie. Uncle Beef stopped by for this cast and every time La and Uncle Beef are together on a mic bad things happen. I'm not sure why but the two of them seem to be of the same mind. Anyway let me apologize in advance they both cuss up a storm. We couldn't stop them.
Kayla's Cheese rating = 8Kidnap Countdown = MANY '80s Style Kidnappings!
Your 80s Movie Review Crew
Is there a cheesy movie from the 80s you think we should review? Drop us a line at:
80scheesemoviereview@gmail.com
...and we'll like totally check it out.
Our rating system is (in case we don't explain it on the show) a cheese scale from 1 -10 with: "1" being melty goodness on your favorite sandwich to "10" being stinky cheese that smells like something died.